The Veggiefella knows the weather…
He knows it’s foggy...
Because he can’t find his way to the garden.
He knows it’s sunny….
Because he can see his shadow.
He knows it’s windy….
Because his hat keeps blowing off his head.
He knows it’s raining…..
Because his back is getting wet.
He knows the UV index is high….
Because his skin is turning red.
He knows it’s a clear night…...
Because the big fat moon is shining on his face,
He knows when he opens his door and there is not a weed in sight,
He should close the door and go back inside,
Because outside it’s far too white.
Because “you know” what happened.